Inaccurate Corned Beef and Pickle Sandwiches

One thing the Kiwis don't seem to be able to get right are corned beef and pickle sandwiches. I'm typing this out on the Picton - Wellington Ferry and having just eaten one one of their "corned beef and pickle" sandwiches I have to say that it was edible but unlike any proper corner beef I've ever tasted, and don't even get me started on the alleged "pickle."